Why books make great presents...
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Books don't need to be assembled before being given. | |
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Books don't need batteries. | |
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Books never come in the wrong color or size. | |
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Books don't need to be serviced by a dealer. | |
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Books don't need spare parts. | |
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Books are easier to wrap than footballs. | |
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Books look good with any decor. | |
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Books don't need watering or fertilizing. | |
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Books don't irritate your allergies. | |
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Books don't go out of style. | |
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Books don't get aphids or draw ants. | |
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Books don't bark or need to be walked in the middle of the night. | |
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Books don't stretch, shrink, or fade. | |
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Books don't need extension cords. | |
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Books won't scratch the coffee table. | |
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Books don't get stale before they arrive. | |
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Books never need ironing. | |
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Books don't have zippers that break. | |
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Books can be used over and over by many people. | |
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A book is a gift you can open again and again. |